Patrick+Drake



I chose a jester because I like being funny.

// About my jester // Name : Dooley Do Funny Age : 19 Gender : Male Marital Status : Single Location : London, England Religion : Catholic Role in Feudal Society : As part of the Vassals class, I get to live and entertain in the castle. Reason: I enjoying being goofy. Activities: Entertaining the king, telling jokes, playing pranks. Interests : Whoopee cushions, jokes ,laughing, juggling. Education Level : 14 years at the London Institute of Jesters. Straight 'A' student. Occupation (job):to make the king or people in high class laugh.

A day in the life of Doodle Do funny jester. August 14,1313 6:00A.M I wake up and put on my brightly colored uniform. 7:30 A.M Go to church and pray that I am not killed or locked in the dungeon. 8:00 A.M get back from church and practice my jokes and make sure there funny. 9:00 A.M then go to eat breakfast with the KING but he only lets me have porridge, and a little bit of fruit.(some times I don't get to eat if I am in the dungeon. witch have never happened to me.) 10:00 A.M crack some jokes till the king's face is purple, then he will tell the guards to take me to my room. 11:00 A.M. go make some more jokes then go to the manor to ask people if they think the jokes are funny. 12:00A.M while i am going back to the castle I stop and visit some of of my old friends from the manor and school - I saw Barry the blacksmith, Bob the baker and Garry the jester. 1:45 P.M I eat lunch which is mutton( or fish on lent) or bread and some ale. The king will not let me have any of his meet pies or roosted pheasant. 2:30 P.M Play a little prank on some on of the peasants by putting itching powder in there beds and bull frogs in the moat. 3:15 P.M OH NO! I forget that today was the Jousting tournament. I need to be there for the King when the match get's boring to make every one all rallied up. You know start a couple waves and make a few jokes. 6:00 P.M I go back and and juggle sticks that are on fire to entertain the king. 7:30 P.M take off my uniform and put on my pj's. eat dinner watch is some mutton,( fish on lent) bread and ale. 8:00 P.M go to bed. morning comes early.

I wish I were a ...... Knigh

I wish I were a knight because you get to go to battle, and when you come back they all aploud you. you get really cool armor and a awesome sword thats like three feet long. One of my favorite thing is you are respected by the king being called Sir. you would be really brave to go out in war a gensed the country. it would also be really cool going through Knighthood getting touched on the shoulder with a sword.

Some rights of a knight are land on the manor and armor from the black smith to be protected in war. And to be respected by the king by being called Sir. Some responsibilities are to follow the Code of Chivalry. And to protect the king and those in the manor. And to train a squire or page in knight hood.

Some advantages of being a knight are your thought as a hero. You are also respected by the king and by everybody else, by them calling you sir. you get resources like food from the bakers, and shelter from the lords. You get to ride a horse and get to joust. Some disadvadages are you could die any time on the job. You have to leave your family to become a knight during knighthood. You have to lug one hundred to two hundred pound equipment.

My modern day knight is......... Will Ferrell

My jesters qualities are he is super funny. He is handsome, loyal if you ask for Jokes he'll give you jokes. He is also the nicest person you will ever meet. He is also very athletic. He can Juggle, indo board and run really fast. We are both very funny but he is in movies and I only entertain kings and in the manor. We are both creative but I make my own jokes and he has people write it for him. He is very talented at his job like me. He is also very happy and I am alway happy to. He also has a outgoing attitude which is the attitude I always want to have. He is also ready to entertain at any moment. I've got to be ready at any time to make a joke.

I think I am better than Will Ferrel because he wasn't asked to perform for a king. I also make up my own jokes unlike Will who has people write it for him( and some times I think my jokes are better). Some times his jokes are inappropriate, mean or offensive. But some times mine can to be mean to a certain level.